Review: Seven Minutes in Heaven (DVD)

On Friday, Kristen and I sat down to watch No Fauxxx‘s latest DVD from Reel Queer Productions, Seven Minutes in Heaven: Coming Out. And we decided to “live tweet” our reactions – so we were updating my Twittering account as we were watching.

(When comments are in italics, that’s someone else making a comment directed at me.)

• watching @nofauxxx’s seven minutes in heaven with kristen. we’ll be live-tweeting our reactions.
• “hi, I’m carson …” oh yes. we know. #livetweetingporn
• “she’s cute” – kristen, about joline parton #livetweetingporn
• mmm we both like the black dress with polkadots. “I’ve got a carson crush.” – kristen #livetweeting porn
• first scene: nice black gloves & slapping. #livetweetingporn
• @TeresaIkard: @mrsexsmith @nofauxxx’s Seven Minutes in Heaven was filmed in my flat and I still haven’t seen the hotness. Porn party soon at my house :)
• @TheresaIkard kicked out of your own apartment! how rude. #livetweetingporn
• @TeresaIkard: @mrsexsmith I was there but @courtneytrouble is great at respecting performers that some scenes were closed. She takes care of them well!
• whoa I dig carson’s top. and that redhead is cuuute! #livetweetingporn
• @audaciaray: @mrsexsmith ok, I love my job, but feel slightly jealous of watching hot queer porn in the middle of the day
• @audaciaray I have a hunch you’ve had more than your share of watching good queer porn in the middle of the day
• “who’s that?” (ie: who’s ass is that?) “that’s the redhead.” “ooh, nice.” still into the redhead. also, great music! #livetweetingporn
• “I want to see her come! I bet it’ll be pretty.” – kristen #livetweetingporn
• oh, yuck, they’re smoking. definitely a turnoff. #livetweetingporn
• “I’ll show you my cocks.” – puck goodfellow. hahahah yes please! oohh very nice collection! #livetweetingporn
• oh damn what harness does puck have?? @courtneytrouble help! #livetweetingporn
• @courtneytrouble: @mrsexsmith as for puck’s amazing harness, i don’t know where/what it is… maybe its even custom?
• “oh she’s got a whip now does she? okay … well then … ” – kristen, about carson #livetweetingporn
• damn who’s that moaning in the background? also, carson is good with the dirty talk & instructions. #livetweetingporn
• I like carson’s jaguar harness, very hot. “am I doing good?” – puck, aw sweet. #livetweetingporn
• @courtneytrouble do you have a list of cocks used in this somewhere? can’t quite tell … #livetweetingporn
• shoot, music swells & can’t hear what they’re saying. love the dirty talk in carson’s scene, kind of hard to find on film! #livetweetingporn
• “oh my god she’s so hot.” – kristen, about carson. “somebody’s getting off in the other room, a lot!” #livetweetingporn
• love the blue curtains in the bedroom! & the mirror, pretty. @theresaikard #livetweetingporn
• carson + joline parton. yes I’ve been waiting for this scene. you can just tell joline is a good submissive/bottom. #livetweetingporn
• (“hold on, I have to check my work email.” – kristen) #livetweetingporn
• niiiice pink flush on joline’s ass & cheeks. “look how cute she is!” – kristen #livetweetingporn
• @jolenestarshine: Watching @mrsexsmith livetweet about 7MiH, and about me especially, is VERY surreal. Thanks for the compliments!!!
• @jolenestarshine oh! you’re on twitter! now I’m embarrassed. hi. #livetweetingporn
• gagged (with a washcloth?) … with a lelo in the bathtub … left her boots on … damn. #livetweetingporn
• “I wouldn’t leave that in my mouth if it were me. but oh I’m not a bottom.” – me #livetweetingporn
• oh it’s not a washcloth, it’s her panties! (duh) #livetweetingporn
• are those vampire gloves on tina horn? ow. also, how’d joline get those awesome marks?? #livetweetingporn
• mmm very nice flogger work, & flogging mini-lesson, by tina horn, I like that inclusion. #livetweetingporn
• a little truth-or-dare with the whole cast … looks like they’re having fun #livetweetingporn
• I really like @jolenestarshine’s cute laugh & smile in this truth or dare scene. #livetweetingporn
• whoa … I think this is about to turn into a gang bang … three cocks out … “this is good.” – kristen #livetweetingporn
• sarah lee sinful looks HOT with that cock on. #livetweetingporn
• puck goodfellow is using mr. bendy/silky! VERY NICE. #livetweetingporn
• “oh this is great!” – kristen “yeah but somebody should put their cock in her mouth … ” – me #livetweetingporn
• we both got a bit distracted by the finale – “I want to wear a strap on or get fucked by a strap on.” #livetweetingporn

Highlights of the live Tweeting included: Theresa mentioning that the film was filmed in her apartment, discovering that Jolene, the hot redhead Kristen & I kept mentioning, is on Twitter and was reading us as we live-tweeted, and Courtney Trouble‘s comment at the end: “and thats not even the finale!” Oh. Oops. It kind of was the finale for us, we got a bit … um, distracted.

The last scene, though, that we definitely paid attention to, was Carson and Tina Horn. I loved how they got a bit rough and tumble with each other … definitely seemed like two tops goin’ at it.

Can you tell that Carson kind of stole the show?

All that running commentary doesn’t really tell you that much about the film, though, does it. Well, here’s the premise:

Reality porn is coming out of the closet in this first ever gonzo queer film. Award-winning director Courtney Trouble invites 7 diverse, fresh-faced performers to a kinky slumber-party for fun and games… only tonight there are no rules, no limits and no bedtime! The amateur cast picks their own partners, their own sex toys and their own ways of getting off. Spin the Bottle inspires an unscripted fuck-fest and first-time fantasies come true during a Truth or Dare strap-on sex scene. With honest video confessions, authentic orgasms and natural bodies, Seven Minutes in Heaven is the real queer deal.

Cast: Carson, Puck Goodfellow, Joline Parton, Sophia, Tina Horn, Sarah Lee Sinful, Jae

And here’s the trailer:

That should tell you all you need to know.

Buy Seven Minutes in Heaven: Coming Out by director Courtney Trouble from Good Vibrations, or through your local feminist, queer, sex-positive sex toy shop. This DVD was provided to Sugarbutch Chronicles directly from Good Vibrations for review purposes.