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I go back and forth on the word “panties.” Usually, I think I use “undies,” and I do like “thong,” as a word, though my girl rarely (never?) wears those.
But, y’know, when Christina says it’s sexy, I listen.
“Panties is a wonderful word. When did you stop saying “panties”? It’s sexy. It’s girlie. It’s naughty. Say it more.” —Christina Hendricks in May’s Esquire.
So: I introduce to you, I introduce you to, to you I introduce, the Pleasure Panties. The idea is that the wearer gives the remote to someone else, and has to endure all kinds of turning-on and buzzing and vibration up against her clit while trying to keep her composure.
A lovely little torture indeed.
I’m not usually such a fan of little gimmicky vibes like this, but you know what sold me? Of course you do. You know me so well. Yeah, it was the ribbons. The ties on the side. That casual little bow that says, “Oops! I didn’t mean to come untied, silly me.” I even have a whole “ribbon” category over on my Tumblr. I’m easy sometimes, a sucker, it’s true. But hey, it’s good to know what you like!
Want these little Pleasure Panties? (It still sounds funny, sorry Christina!) Leave a comment on this post with one naughty thing you’ve done in public, or one thing you wish you’d done in public, or one thing you fantasize about in public, or, you know, something else entirely, and I’ll pick one random lucky winner on Monday morning.
PS: If you live outside the US, you’ll have to throw in a few bucks for shipping.
one of my first girlfriends and I had a rather exciting encounter after hours among the dinosaurs in the natural history museum. the security guard chased us all through the ecology section. we finally lost him in the ocean zone, and i've had a bit of a thing for the deep sea ever since.
One of the naughty things I wish I've done in public is to tie up my girlfriend at the bdsm dungeon I frequent, while she's nude, put her in a spread eagle position, blindfold her, let a bunch of strangers touch her, and while they're doing so, tease her with a vibrator until she cums "against her will"from the mix of embarrassment of exposure and the vibrations on her clit.
My expartner and I went out to a local, small town bar a few days before moving out of town. We were drinking and I got a bit handsy. Well, okay, more than a bit. :) The bouncer (an ex of mine, aren't small towns lovely? lol) came over and gave us a warning that if anyone started coming out of their clothing again, we would have to leave. We settled down. :)
Sometimes Master likes to put handcuffs on me under my sweatshirt, so that my hands are clasped in the large pocket in front. It's such a turn on for me, and no one ever knows. <3
I fantasize about being fed at the dinner table in public. Like, having to sit on my hands and ask for everything from a sip of water to a bite of bread.
I am dressing more femme these days and I just bought a few floaty summer dresses. I want to go out on a date with one of my bois and be packing under my dress, and have sex with my boi in a restroom!
When I was in high school, my girlfriend and I would meet up before school in a secluded and often forgotten about stairwell. Some days we just wanted spend a few moments alone to gather ourselves and find strength in each other to face the horrors of high school and sometimes we got a little more intimate. One morning we were in the middle of a heated make-out session and began slipping hands under clothing when the doorway flung open and we were caught by a teacher – literally with our hands down our pants. It was one of the most horrifying and hysterical moments of my life!
My favorite 'in public' play was one time while hiking with my partner, we stopped at a picnic area and I got a spanking in the nice fresh, wild air.
LOTS of fun.
An ex partner and I were driving one night and couldn't keep our hands off one another long enough to get home. She pulled the truck over into a secluded parking lot and parked us under a street lamp. I pulled my shorts off and crawled over onto her face. She had nowhere to move to. She was forced to make me cum over and over. When I looked up I realized we were in a church parking lot.
Heh. Although I don't really think I'd use these, I just wanted to add to the conversation. Until 2 months ago I'd never done anything naughty in public. On separate occasions, I've been fucked against my car in an empty parking lot, in a car, against an old empty propane tank (in an abandoned lot of an old industrial district), against a tree, and behind some unused semi truck trailers. Phew! My mosquito bites are driving me nuts but it was all worth it.
I'd have to say my best story and one that i revisit often is one day at the beach with my girlfriend. We were sitting on a blanket on the sand, huddled up against the wind. Being on a military base, there were military families with children all around (not too close, but just close enough to be naughty). It started off innocently enough (doesn't it always?) with a kiss. But before I knew it, her hand had slipped down the front of my jeans and she was whispering in my ear, "I'm going to make you cum in front of all these people". I was excited and self-conscious, but when i let go, it was one of the hottest things ever. After an amazing cum, I sighed, looked to the flag and thought "God Bless America".
Dating the captain of the tennis team in high school certainly came in handy- unlimited access to the schools tennis courts, any time of day or night. Needless to say we did not get away with every private lesson unnoticed, we got a warning from the coach one morning as she had come back to school the night before to get something. Oh, nostalgia.
Before my wife and I got married I was visiting her at her parents. After a meal we were walking around the neighborhood and it was rather late. When we turned back and got on her block she grabbed me and began to kiss me. Before I knew it I had my back against a tree not 12 feet from her parents front door with her on her knees fishing out my dick and sucking me until I came.
The first girl I was ever with pinned me up against my roommate's red mazda. Right there on the hood, laid out pin-up girl style. The next morning I woke up to my roommate excitedly photographing all the hand prints on the hood. For posterity, she said, grinning wildly. You're going to want to remember this. But that girl, the one that had me on the car–she wasn't so much into public anything. We had to stop when she realized the male grad students next door kept looking through their windows at us.
The girl I'm with now however…
;0)
…let's just say in about a month I'll have a little more to add to this discussion. We've already started getting frisky in the employee-only hallways at the mall in which she works. I can't wait to see where that leads.
Just the other week my boyfriend took me out to the park after dark and we went down by a softball field behind the bleachers where no one goes and he bent me over and fucked me for awhile. It was way hot :-)
My wife and I enjoyed an evening outside in a hot tub. It was a stormy night and the hot tub was out among the other rooms at this little bed and breakfast. Truly a special night. We will have to do it again.
I take my clothes off in public regularly… sometimes I wish I was doing more than just taking them off
When I was younger, I ate my then-girlfriend's pussy on a bus ride.
We were heading from her place to downtown, and we sere lucky enough to get the back seats free. I laid down, my head in her lap ( as if to take a nap ), but soon I had my head under her skirt, my tounge teasing her until I buried it as deep as I could. I felt like the driver was suspicious, but if she did know anything, she never let on.
I still can't stand the word panties. It's the diminutive, I think. I also struggle with ditsy girly names – bambi, cindy, betsie… but I'm one of those laced-up librarian types… I do rather like those smalls, though. hmmm come on random number generator!
Siouxie Suse (ahem – the punk cancels the diminutive…)
Heh, alright, here's my little contribution. So, some time after myself and my first boyfriend broke up, we arranged to go to a metal concert together, because I was moping over some girl who was completely ignoring me. We ended up right at the front, me with my front against the metal barrier that separates the crowd and the stage, with him standing right behind me. The support act were a little uninspiring and due to the number of people, we were pressed together pretty tight. Turns out his way of making me feel better about the girl was to slip his hand inside my jeans and spend the rest of the concert making me cum over and over again.
The band were vastly improved by listening to their music through an orgasmic haze, we were packed together so tight no one could've seen where his hand was, we were right next to a speaker so nobody heard me and I got a small bit of sadistic satisfaction when he complained of cramp in his hand for a week afterwards. I'm fairly certain the band's singer had an idea what was going on – he could see my face, after all and at one point, he caught my eye and winked. But other than that, I don't think anybody knew…
(Although knowing my luck, someone else will reply to this comment and say that they were there and they were mildly amused by the whole thing.)
Not to start this with the mother of all cliches, but I met my girlfriend back when we were in our all-girls, Catholic high school…where my mother was a teacher. One day, my mother left school early, and I was staying late for a rehearsal…so my girlfriend decided to keep me company. We wound up up in her room, and would have gone all the way, had the janitor not knocked on the door and interrupted…
It was only kinda-public: a lover of mine gave me a screaming orgasm on the floor of the D&D/roleplaying store that they owned. The door was locked but it had large picture windows so anyone could have looked in.
I also suspect that there shall be interesting things happening at my hypno club's public meetings…
The most public (and hottest) sex I've had was with my boifriend in my parents' house when my parents were in the next room. We had to be really quiet which meant that we had to move really slowly which seemed to make every movement more intense.
My fiance and I often got naughty in the park after dark…it was one of our favorite spots for a while. Cars going by, the chance that someone taking an evening stroll might approach…so sexy.
Mmm…there's a spot down one particular back alley in Olympia, WA, where Kyle and I have stolen a few kisses, and quite a bit more. Kyle went back after our first visit and wrote our initials on the wall where we made love, but it was painted over on our most recent visit…which means, of course, that we're just gonna have to go back there again sometime soon and rechristen the spot.
Oh, the trials and tribulations of the romantic and horny.
17 years and 3 kids later, our public fun could be behind us, but I'm not going down (ahem) without a fight. Plenty of naughtiness pre-kid….a freight elevator in the middle of a boring lesbian dance, the requisite back seat….these panties could be just what the doctor ordered!
In high school, my then-girlfriend shoved me up against the door of a Starbuck's bathroom and fucked me hard. When we came out, we face a line of horrified middle aged ladies… including one of her teachers.
Future public places I'd like to get it on include the library (near the art history books, with whomever I'm with bent over a study carrel) and a large lecture class (so she has to be quiet.) Why yes, I am a college student.
One naughty thing? Well, most of the bathrooms in my department's building at my school would have stories to tell about me and my lady.
However, my favorite bit of public naughtiness was the time my girl instructed me to wear my sweatshirt without a bra on. She then attached our newly purchase nipple clamps. We then went on errands. The most benign of errands seemed WAY more exciting than usual. It was really fun trying to keep my composure. I was rewarded when we got back home. Sexy secrets are the best.
my ex and i fucked on the lab tables at college. i'm sad because I just found out that she recently got married to a man, and we've only been broken up for like 6 months. i need these pleasure panties more than ever!
well…i don't as yet have a willing partner for public naughtiness. i know, right? but, at times i have been known to take matters into my own hands. the most notable time was the summer after my freshman year of college. i was home for the summer and working as a receptionist for a friend's dad's business, which was very small and all men (except for the other receptionist, of course). one of the young employees was really cute, and we had a tiny flirtation, but nothing went anywhere, except that sometimes i would fantasize about going over to his chair and fucking him right there in the office. (i was bored! what can i say!)
one day i had myself so hot and bothered i was out of my mind with lust, so i sat there (10 feet away from him) and masturbated with a pencil eraser until i came.
i have no idea if he caught on or not…i kind of hope he did :)
On one of my first dates with my ex, we got pretty drunk at a queer bar and began making out. He dragged me into the back room of the bar and when he kissed me, I felt his cock, hard against my cunt. It was the first time I had experienced a hard pack and I was so turned on. I pulled his cock out of his jeans and he threw me against the wall and fucked me silly.
Can't wait for more public fucking.
Just had my first bit of real public naughtiness this weekend! Got finger-banged on the stairs of my ex's fraternity (not by my ex, or by anyone who actually belonged to said frat). It was ridiculously hot.
If "in a car" counts as public, I've banged in my church's parking lot…worst experience was getting caught by the cops in a commuter lot, though. I'll never do anything sexual in a car again – reminds me too much of high school. :P
I work in a music library, and I have always wanted to have a little rendez-vous in the stacks after hours. It's next on my list. Or on a rooftop!
The closest to public me and the lady have gotten is the kitchen with the cat watching…hmmm. ;P But in the future I'd definitely be open!
sex at the back of a public bus with about 10 minutes to spare before i had to go to work..
i think we gave the bus driver [an older gentleman] a bit of a thrill..
last year of college my girlfriend and i drove up into the mountains to this small town bar where my best friend's new girlfriend was having a birthday party. lots of men in bushy beards isn't really my scene so we sneaked out back where i pinned her up against an old fence, dropped to my knees and made her come. also had some good times after hours with the scissor sisters blaring (mask the noise, you know) in the coffee shop i managed.
I'm really happy that I have a couple to choose from. But I have to say – in defense of the the cheesy vibrator remote thing, I love them because it's how I "threaten" my girlfriend when I'm "kidnapping" here and have to get her from her place to mine – I stick one of those in her panties and if she doesn't follow along nicely, I'll turn it up high while we're on the el and humiliate her. :) So yes, I would love those panties.
And I'm Mug-Z's girlfriend! So yes, I'd like them too :) She does enjoy public places… The last time we went to a drag show, one of the acts was so hot that we had to duck behind a column outside of the library so that she could tell me exactly what she was going to do to me when we got home.
I should probably add tonight's adventure: behind an elementary school, on the back stairs and He made me take my dress off. First time completely nude out of doors. What a thrill!
After my first Dyke March, I got fucked on the street in the Castro at the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence party.
hmmm…. my girlfriend and I were at a Mexican resturant sitting on the same side of the booth having a few margaritas and enjoying the afternoon. We both had a buzz and as we became more affectionate it was impossible to reject her hand from making it's way up my skirt and
I have to admit I love the way she will slide my panties to the slide and slip her fingers in me. So we were having fun and I remembered I wanted to show her how I had discovered lesbian porn on my iPhone. Just as I had pulled up the website the waiter came by and thought my iPhone was a camera and said, "oh let me take a picture of the two of you" so I said sure and handed him my iPhone with the lesbian porn playing and he about fell on the floor, he was so confussed. Then he said "I think I pushed the wrong button, this is your movie" He was so embarrased, I overly apologized and I didn't know what to say because my girfriend was laughing so I just said "it's a really tricky camera". That was a good time :)
hmm, very little since i've *had my own place* i worry about things like consequences now, which we really didn't in the past (for example, when we almost got caught behind the bleachers of the horse guards parade).
I don't know how *public* it is, but my girlfriend lives in a group house with a bunch of friends, and one of her favorite things to do is to tease me under a blanket when we're watching movies in the living room with other people around…
My girlfriend loves it when my roommates are downstairs and I purposely leave my room door open when we play. She enjoys the thrill of being caught :)
My next thing to do in public, is take my girlfriend out on a date and as we are walking down the street pull her into a breezeway, push her hard up against the wall, make her look at me as I fuck her hard against the wall.
A woman I was seeing drove me home one evening and stopped in front of my house. When I got out and went around to the street side to kiss her goodnight, she opened her door wide and said she wanted a sexier kiss. So I went down on her right there in the street with the door open and the dome light on. I have no idea if anyone saw us!
Friends livingroom during a movie, my girlfriend rubbed my clit until I came and squirted in my pants, with my friends sitting 6 feet away. Public and almost silent.
Okay, I can't believe I'm admitting this on the internet (and have therefore cut my name down to my initials).
When I was in my early 20's, I was in a long-distance relationship with a woman who had been much more sexually adventurous than I had been before we dated. She was visiting one winter, and we'd gone somewhere for the early afternoon – probably the LES or the Metropolitan Museum or some such. We ended up going back to my place in Brooklyn during rush hour.
It was one of those times when the train was so packed that everyone was up in one another's business. I remember that she was holding onto the pole and I was holding onto her, because there was not enough space for me to reach something to hold onto. Every time the train tilted, started or stopped, she would press her thigh between mine. As we kept going and I was getting more aroused, I opened my coat (to release the heat!) and she started rubbing the seam of my jeans above my clit. Looking to see that those directly around us were facing away (and, this being NYC, somehow they were), she also rubbed my breasts through my sweater.
I remember, around Smith-9th St a seat opened up, and she took it, nodding for me to follow her. She sat with her legs slightly spread and I stood, straddling a thigh, with my coat open and acting as a curtain around our legs. Which, of course, provided the opportunity for her to lower my zip and stick a hand down my pants. I was so fucking turned on that it was a real ordeal not to start whimpering. I just kept staring at her, not speaking as her eyes bored into mine and she kept her finger JUST resting on my clit, pressing on it and rubbing it as the train bounced us.
The stop before mine, she took her hand out of my pants and sucked the finger, and when we got off the train, we kissed hard in the station before hightailing it back to my house for a good, hard fuck.
It was all incredibly hot; I still fantasize to the memory of it. There's a part of me that still can't believe I engaged in all this, submitted to it in public, ON THE SUBWAY, for crying out loud. It made my introduction to sex clubs a bit easier when that came a couple of years later.
Last year I had to (on orders!) to go to the library, hide myself away in one of the little study cages (our library has cages, yes — as if libraries needed to be any sexier,) set up a video camera, and masturbate to orgasm sitting on the desk there. I was totally out of sight, safe, but I could hear people walking by and an employee pushing a cart full of books by and it may well have been the most terrifying thing I've ever done of my own free will. If I'd been able to go in regular street clothes it might have been easier, but no — high heels, thigh high stockings, red lipstick, and the bodice of my dress unbuttoned as low as it could be without being completely obscene. I was convinced everyone knew what was up, even though they couldn't possibly.
Picture crunchy, well-established snow on the ground and that blue twilight you get in late winter in the woods. I was staying up in the mountains and it was the end of a pretty stressful trip and I was walking with the boy. I was super sexually frustrated, because his girlfriend had made the weekend a no-sexy zone. But she was asleep. So we walked. And we were just walking around in the little public park, balancing on top of the snow, completely innocent just a couple of pedestrians. Then we just couldn't take it anymore, veered off of the dog-walking path and into the real wooded area, fjording the big snow drifts until we came to the middle of a snowy glade. There were icicles suspended from all of the small branches, so it looked like we were inside a chandelier. We both disrobed as little as possible while still granting full access to hands and mouths. We took turns pressing each other up against an icy tree trunk. Cold fingers and hot skin and both of us desperately hungry for each other were a wonderful combination. I simpered at every dog walker we passed on the way back to the cabin.
It made me want to finish every boring anecdote with "and then we fucked in an icy glade" instead of "and then I found five dollars."
I think the best one was at the symphony. It was in the winter, so we were bundled up for San Francisco foggy chill, and we had our coats on our laps during the performance. Since I'm a trained classical pianist, I easily get wrapped up in the music, and at first, I didn't notice her hand (which had started out resting on my knee under my coat) creeping up between my legs. When I finally realized it, it was like insta-arousal. I gave her a look of utter horror, which, of course, she relished, and my panic only made me wetter. I was wearing a skirt, so all she had to do was sneak back down under it and pull my panties to the side, but she had to do all of this reeeeeeally slowly so that our neighbors wouldn't suspect what was going on. I was mortified, but the anticipation and the slowness were agonizing. So by the time she finally made it to my clit, it only took a few minutes (maybe 4-5?) of attention to my clit to make me come. So hot. Whew. And now whenever I hear Shostakovich's cello concerto, I get turned on :)