Garnet Joyce & I are hosting (or, “hosting”) another queer porn party on Twitter next week Wednesday, December 1, at 6pm PST / 9pm EST.
If you don’t know Crash Pad … well, you should! I think Shine Louise Houston is making pretty much hands down the best porn out there right now, and it happens to be queer and gender-inclusive and kinky as hell and hot hot hot. It started out as a single DVD film, but has expanded in recent years to a web-based series of episodes divided up by “season.” Memberships range from $20 a month for level 1 (photos only) membership to $35 a month for a level 3 (photos, video, behind the scenes, and downloads).
But! We have a special deal for Porn Party viewers: Use Coupon Code 14E for 10% off any level of membership. (Recommend level 2 – video streaming; level 3 – downloads and behind the scenes). Offer Expires December 1st!
I’m also giving away a one-month membership! Hopefully the winner can join us on Twitter on December 1st to tell us what they think of the episodes. Details of the giveaway announced next week.
If you haven’t seen any of the Crash Pad episodes yet, now’s the chance to do it! Regardless of what your kink or interest is, there’s got to be something in there you’ll enjoy—there are nearly 100 episodes up!
I used to try to keep up with them all, but there are so many! So Garnet and I decided it’d be fun to choose a few and watch ’em on Twitter with whomever wants to watch. We’ll be using the Twitter hashtag #pornparty as we narrate what we think of the scenes.
We decided to watch season 12, episodes 81, 82, 83, and 84, so I picked some photos to show you the people who are in the scenes. Here’s the details (behind the cut to attempt to keep this site slightly more readable at work) …
season 12, episode 81 – Cinnamon, Chocolate Chip, and 9: “After being invited to the Pad, it’s discovered 9 suffered through a day unfit for the princess she is. Thankfully, there’s a remedy and the recipe is simple – take 1 part Chocolate, add 1 part Cinnamon and stir vigorously with some lovely lingerie and a blue strap-on. Then, take a nice big bite. What else are friends for?” – Keymaster
season 12, episode 82 – Drew Deveaux and Dylan Ryan: “Holy shit! I have GOT to start planning Crash Pad maintainence out better – I was hardly finished painting when Drew Deveaux and Dylan Ryan busted in. And I do mean BUSTED, which is what I almost was. Dylan fucked Drew’s ass so hard the bed frame almost came down on my head. The things I go through for you people!”- Keymaster
season 12, episode 83 – Tina Horn and Roger Wood: “I’m still stuck under the bed! And… oh my god, what’s going on out there!? Is that Roger Wood and Tina Horn? Those two are GUARANTEED to bring the place down, and… oh no, are we having another earthquake? I don’t know how much more this bed can take, and I don’t want to die crushed beneath a pile of super-hot… never-mind, this is a pretty great way to go.”-Keymaster
season 12, episode 84 – Arabelle Raphael and Billy Castro: “Finally, I was able to escape from beneath the bed. And just in time, too – it’s been a busy day! Billy Castro brought a fine French friend, Arabelle Raphael, and no language barrier is getting in the way. Billy’s fingers find their way everywhere, and who can blame Arabelle for saying “Oui!” to this hunk?”-Keymaster
I find the interior decoration in this video series really hot! I mean, really. I love the analog telephone in the first picture. and the furniture and wall colors are so well done.